Heeeeey, I sad i wanted a massage … you dont have to kill me

OMG they want funny animal pictures and I can’t make my funny face.

Dino pig in action

I have to get ready for my close up. Funny animal pics are a big deal

Hurry up man, I dont like water…

Dude, what did you put in my cereal I’m all goofy and today is picture day…

I’ve told you a thousand times…you are a boy :p

No more Funny animal pictures for you mister. You told me you need someone to hold the flash for you…and look at me now

Come on man, you know i dont cheat…look i have no sleaves :p

Hellooooo, where are you…

Ok people, today I’ll teach you how to make a martini